What Your Favourite Cookie Says About Your Personality
Peanut butter, oatmeal, shortbread – we all have a cookie preference, and more often than not, what you dunk into your tea or coffee could let on more about your personality than you think… here’s what your favourite cookie says about you.
Which Cookie Are You?
Whether you’re the ‘funfetti’ of the party, crumble under pressure or have a chip on your shoulder, there’s a cookie that represents everyone.
Chocolate Chip
Wholesome and sweet, but also has a hard time of ‘letting things go’ and walks around with a chip on their shoulder. Their people-pleasing and dependable nature can be a blessing and a curse. Had good grades in school and said they never studied for the test, but usually got straight A’s, and a B that one time. At the office, they’re the first to hand in their timesheet. Remembers everyone’s birthday.
Giant Oatmeal
Predictable but trustworthy. Likely to mention that they have IBS when ordering food at brunch. Gets cranky if they don’t get enough morning fibre. The parent or helicopter mom of the group; able to hold it together in tough situations, but secretly crumbling on the inside.
Fudgy Salted Caramel & Chocolate
Seems indecisive, but knows exactly what they want – usually the best of both worlds. Salty and sweet. Good sense of humour; throws insults, but always in good jest. Enjoys watching dating shows like Love Is Blind and Love Island ironically.
Funfetti Cookies
High energy, major Swiftie and wants the world to know it. You can count on them to be fun at gatherings. Never misses a social event in the name of FOMO. Has watched every episode of Ru Paul’s Drag Race and dreams of being able to do a ‘death drop’.
Thick & Chunky Speckled Egg Cookies
Fashionable, wears items that shouldn’t match, but do. Feels like they’re a little too extra for some people’s liking, but they’re just the right amount. All over the show at times, can never seem to find anything in their handbag, but they have their wits about them.
Peanut Butter & Strawberry Jam Cookies
A creature of habit with a heart of gold. Still in touch with their high school mates; they’re the glue that holds the friends’ circle together. Tried almond milk once and didn’t like it – they’re a full cream milk girl, all the way. Nostalgic, posts photos from their childhood on Insta, and gets drunk with their parents on occasion.
Classic Shortbread
What you see is what you get. In the dating world, shortbread is seen as ‘boring’, but is exactly what you want and need. Full of texture and substance; they’re great conversationalists too. Loves foreign and independent films; has dedicated their life to keeping up with the British royal family.
Cherry Crumble Bars
All about cottagecore. Weekend plans include visiting the farmers’ market and throwing unpretentious dinner parties with a plant-forward focus for friends. A known ‘foodie’, but hates that term. Will text: “Did you make it home safe?” after a night out.
Moerkoffie Cookies
Don’t talk to them until they’ve had their morning cuppa joe – you can take your ‘kind regards’ and stick it where the sun don’t shine! Sarcastic but kind; likely a trailblazer with one too many tabs open on their laptop. Despises lengthy voice notes; they want to know the bottom line. Their only ‘ick’ is that they sometimes wear sunglasses indoors and always ask if you want to tag along on weekend hikes.
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